And just when you start to think, "What in the...", you will probably die laughing.
You will then realize that the note is presented on a 'Congratulations' card and that the flowers are arranged in your, all too un-used, vegetable steamer. This will somehow make you laugh even more as you try to find the bearer of these gifts.
You will nonchalantly thank him, roll your eyes a tad and give him a kiss and a hug.
And on this random, unknown and completely ridiculous holiday you will realize you have scored the greatest gift of all - a great man.