Seeing as how there is next to nothing in terms of lining for my dress this weekend, I am thrilled that there is a product that will shape, smooth and lift my lumps and bumps.
What I am not thrilled about however, are the following:
- The fact that my "undergarment" cost more than the dress itself.
- That by the time I actually get the thing on, I am so hot and bothered that I need a towel, a drink of water and a fan to "de-flush" my cheeks. Note to self: Pry the contraption on PRIOR to hair and makeup.
- I will not be able to bust out my usual dance moves due to fear that it may slide up or worse, rip in half.
- Lastly, it's ugly. Like, ChriscloseyoureyeswhileItakethisonandoffandIfI'vehadonetoomany glassesofwineattheendofthenightDON'TLETMESHOWYOUHOW'COOL'ITIS ugly. See for yourself:
...and trust me, she's making it look good.
Ha - the price we pay for smooth(er) lines! Tell me I'm not the only one.