What I am not thrilled about however, are the following:
- The fact that my "undergarment" cost more than the dress itself.
- That by the time I actually get the thing on, I am so hot and bothered that I need a towel, a drink of water and a fan to "de-flush" my cheeks. Note to self: Pry the contraption on PRIOR to hair and makeup.
- I will not be able to bust out my usual dance moves due to fear that it may slide up or worse, rip in half.
- Lastly, it's ugly. Like, ChriscloseyoureyeswhileItakethisonandoffandIfI'vehadonetoomany glassesofwineattheendofthenightDON'TLETMESHOWYOUHOW'COOL'ITIS ugly. See for yourself:
...and trust me, she's making it look good.
Ha - the price we pay for smooth(er) lines! Tell me I'm not the only one.
3 comments:
You so don't need that, and it will be way too hot for dancing. I vote take it back! ;-)
Tiff! Yes! Mine's black... I smell a Lets-show-each-other-our-Spanx-after-19-glasses-of-champagne pact!
OH MY GOSH...laughing so hard. I have the my full body spanx and I call it "the lance" as it's like a professional cycling suit. It looks realllyy good, haha
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